Gwyneth Paltrow

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After four long days living like America’s poor, Gwyneth Paltrow broke her much-mocked attempt at shopping on a food stamp budget in search of some chicken and black licorice.

I don’t get it. I’ve been living in a trailer park for MONTHS and she gets national press after cracking four days in, under the pressure of not being able to purchase black licorice? Tell you what Gwyneth, come to #DTLV with a knapsack tied to a stick and fill it with a can of baked beans and a couple PBR’s. I’ll show you the time of your life as we live life on the edge. Bring the kids too – Peach and Noah. You can even bring that overly earnest dad of theirs, if you think he won’t bring the vibe down to an all time low. We’ll prove once and for all that poor is the new rich, at least to those of us who have a choice.

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